Freeeekey Zeke

easily 1 of the most unintentionally funny cats in HipHop....the days of Dipset are long past, but the comedic value of Cam,Jim Jones,Zeke and Juelz remains.........First we had Biz Markie, then N.O.R.E, then Dipset...The Kings of HipHop Comedy

BATMAN DUMBING OUT

spotted at cracked....lolz

LOLZ!!!! eat

glad I'm not the only 1 who thinks thse cats r silly

for dem FB junkies

just to add on. You catching me on my Facebook Page is a rare thing.............I feel like that world is connected in it's own way and that's good, but at the same time.....meh

that said....peep this

Saturday its a Saturday

Yup, its been a hell of a weekend so far. Went to Arts Beats and Lyrics, my homie Dubelyoos' jump off Friday night hosted by Gentleman Jack Daniels.....got my real grown man on. Not really tilted but a nice slush. Wifey on the other hand got towed down. Had a blast man, saw some good art and ended up being on 1. Only thing is that I come to the realization that we aint real compatible with folks like that. Our viewpoints are a lil worldly so it's hard to feign interest in topical bullshit. Just noting it, but we realized that when we rolls out it aint easy to gel, maybe it comes from a lack of faith and trust in folk, dunno.

Yesterday was a big red X day cuz I aint do too much, rolled out the crib mid-late afternoon and ran into Smiff and Wessun and chopped it up wit them for a few.

Tehy was hanging out by Vinnie's Styles and getting ready to do a show later that night. I ain't make it but I have seen these cats numerous times over the years, they get busy...plus they have my No.1 Tree burning anthem album Dah Shinin".

Went home from running around and walk in to the smell of home cooked food and beef on the internets. Krazy....tho I had a feeling in the gut that something would go down. I think Buddens is aiight and have always felt that way. Never was above avg. to me personally, but he has some joints. The problem lies in the slick talk. It doesnt matter what you say in the comfort of your club house around your peeps or how hard u wanna make yourself out to be online, when real street dudes get involved all that shit goes out the window. Now I know the beef was squashed, but I also noticed that son was still talking slick after the fact about Deck and Rae and still saying that he had a subliminal diss to Mef on the slaughthouse album. My thing is this: why keep running your jibs if the beef is over? why publicize that u may have taken shots(subliminal at that)? why even put that energy out there? I know why, to save face for having apologized for some some shit that shouldn't have even gone there. Now the real embarrassment comes, because I was watching the aftermath of what happened and it was some shaking, a little crying, a little bit of wound licking and a whole lot of whining and dry snitching. Now this is what i be talking about being Live in this internet era. If you think you are Live, let the people tell it like they did back in the day thru word of mouth, not you "pretending" to be a live dude for youtube. The thing is that when cards get pulled there is no way around it. Yes, the internet soldier die hards is gonna say it was pussy for Rae to go over there with multiple people, but at the end of the day, if you rolling with 4 cats that you came with and been rolling with all day and you find out where son is to talk to him, it aint pussy for them to roll with you, because you could be in the room with 30 people and he rolls in with 4 to confront you. People all have their biases and will spin it any kind of way to defend an artist they have invested a gig f space to on their computer and have defended in the multiple beefs. I understand. The L came from the horses own mouth for behaving a lil tender in front of the cam for an hour after the event occurred.

CRACKKKK coming soon

Hilarious....to me at least



Now Serious
PLANET HULK

the concept behind the book was crackkk....Marvel been killing these straight to DVD jawns of late....

THINKING MAN Rules for Women

The Man Rules
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down

We always hear
" the rules "
From the female side.

Finally , the guys' side of the story.
( I must admit, it's pretty good.)

These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1 "
ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.


1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.


1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have! no idea what mauve is!

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but! it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine.... Really ..

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball
or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;


But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like going camping.

Been looking for this shit

I remember dying laughing in 99 when I first saw this shit. It's the type of comedy you want to own on DVD. I knew one day it would resurface. Take a sec and peep and let your kids watch it wit you.

Roth apology.......not accepted

The homie Dallas twittttered this earlier..............I'm still crying over here.

HOLY YARD SALE!!!!!!

Batman Garage Sale with Adam West from Adam West

My contribution to Crispus Attucks week

Dallas Penn and COMBAT JACK have ben going in on their Crispus Attucks week blog dedications, make sure y'all hop over there and check those sites, some good classic writing going on. I've had some Crispus experiences too dealing with cats that were so froggishly trying to impress the Otherman, that they didn't realize that they were viewed as the entertainment rather than viewed as a peer. I found this this morning and had to throw my 2 cents in.

Walk wit me

It's been a minute since I updated. The inspiration hasn't been there. I've been getting some real life stuff in order. This includes grinding heavily and getting some rest. I have been plotting on a few moves and have had an opportunity to have that light bulb in the head go off to expand my business. Shouts to Barack for inspiring us all to inspire each other. Keep y'all heads elevated. If you're going thru it like I am to try to excel this year. Take a sec to scroll down and have a good laugh. Relax your brain.

Cat Burglar

This joint had me rolling earlier. This is one for the whole family right here,

Friday Uckery

FRIDAy is here..............Lighten up immediately.

Get that Chedda

Anybody on the web with any kind of mission has seen this character pop up and try to gaffle you for a few dollars. I'm not hating he's probably just following the 3% rule. No matter what your selling or hustling, there will always be 3% of the people who will fill your pockets. You send out some bullish spam to a million folks and you're guaranteed at least 3% of that. It's how the Nigerians stay coming up.

That's the main image but you never know who's behind it



Word to Illastrate

seen thru different eyes

Louis V sneakers somewhere in the range of $620...That's the value to some to rock these overpriced bite off of a high top Vans sneaker. Thru my eyes they ain't worth more than $19.99. Matter fact I think there are some hot Buster Browns or a pair of Kangerooos you kids would go crazy over too. All I gotta do is sew a Louis Vuitton logo on them jawns and it's good money.

HAPPY Thanksgivins TURKEYS!!!!!!!!!!

Sit back and feast wit your peeps.........................................Just got to Florida a lil bit ago...........It was a long night,I was suposed to be resting for my 8 hr. drive but ended up steping out getting some drinks and chilling wit the homie Dallas Penn....certified sneaker/polo/blogosphere internets head.......It was a pleasure to meet up with that cat.....Definitely dropped some gems on the kid about this whole internets game......One of the main cats that actually got me thinking about this blog shit seriously, like it wasn't just for herbs.................Anyways I'm here now running off fumes just outside of Orlando feeling good to see my family and eat some good food. I'm also plotting on my brothers wii and it looks like I may come up wit it. I'm here til Sunday so thats a lot of scheme time muhahahahaahahahahaah.....Anyways good peoples, feel thankful for what you have more than what you don't..........Use this time to reflect on that and to plot for '09. That's how you're gonna get the rest of it....NEVER PLAN TO FAIL.

Now slice up that tryptophan

VIDEO TUESDAY

Scouring the web for some vids to share ....sit back and enjoy the ride............

Don't mess with these women!!!!!!!!

It aint sweet at alllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Keep it LITE

I always enjoy a good Laugh. Humor definitely lightens up whatever I have going on no matter what the circumstance. I Always loved the O RLY Gifs. NOW I SHARE,I SHARE.